Potty Training Memories

Wrote this for the Baldwin Family Newsletter for the mystery person, thought we’d add it to the blog journal…
This person had a difficult time being potty trained. One day while waiting for dad in the car a number two accident occurred, unbeknown to dad. This person decided to take care of business on their own. They opened up the jockey box, pulled out the registration and insurance papers of the car and wiped away the deed. Being resourceful must be an inherently strong character trait. The stench was apparent when dad returned and he helped clean up the mess, so he thought. A few days later when putting something away in the glove compartment dad found a little treasure awaiting him! Whoops. He thought about comments he could make the next time he got pulled over by the police like, “Well this really stinks!” or “What in the crap?” as he handed over his registration and insurance information. We are proud to report that this person is fully capable of using the toilet like a big person now.